This is my second blog of similar content in the same month, and I for one am fucking PUMPED. The one true source has come through again. Our Italian Futbol Prophet has announced it. Raphael Varane to Manchester United. BABYYY!! I literally cannot believe my eyes. One of the world’s best defenders in his prime is coming to Manchester!
Mother of God I swear this is the transfer window we needed. This guy is an absolute DOG. You don’t go back to back to back CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TITLES and not be an absolute specimen. I mean, he is the real deal. I can’t believe twitter sometimes and the madness that comes out from these nobody accounts. Dudes was really comparing RAPHAEL VARANE to Ben White. Arsenal gonna Arsenal I guess.
This window feels different. United and their transfer team are getting good business done quicker, and for cheaper this window than the previous 3 windows or so. It may be a bit of a knee-jerk reaction, but the only real differences between now and then is Ole has had the team for longer, and John Murtough and Darren Fletcher were appointed to top positions within the Club operations. Maybe this is just a response to a failed super team, but still the fees agreed this window are more than reasonable in my opinion.
I gotta feeling about this season. You already know what time it is; cue the EDM highlight tapes.
P.S. I know Cavani wears #7, but he should’ve let Sancho take it. Move over, grandpa its time for the youth movement.
P.P.S. If Varane doesn’t take #4, I will light the Woodward, Phil Jones on fire.
P.P.P.S I know its #glazerout, but the Sancho #25 or Varane #4 home jersey’s would be HOT FIRE.
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