The TeamViewer Kit Isn’t THAT Bad

I support whatever #MyMagnifico wears

Ok ok ok, enough of the shaming, just hear me out for a minute. I’m not here to make enemies, but often is the case I just happen to have a completely opposite and totally not sarcastic opinion of something every other Manchester United fan hates. To be fair, that introduction doesn’t do this article justice because I actually kinda like the TeamViewer kit. How could I be so wrong, you ask? Well, I’m here to prove my point.

The Kit Zigs When the World Zags

Admittedly, fashion is moving too fast for me. My younger cousin recently called me a “boring-ass millennial” at a family party. I have no clue what I did to garner such repulsion, but after prying deeper, I found out my slim fit jeans and white henley t-shirt was the cause of such an outburst. I couldn’t comprehend the disdain. This was as simple, yet effective and versatile outfit. I could go just about anywhere with this, or so I thought. Apparently, I was a loser because I didn’t wear the loosest fitting pair of jeans, air force ones, and a pair of comically small sunglasses.

I say all of this to make the point that sometimes, keeping up with the latest trends and always being cutting-edge is hard. This kit is just that. No thrills, no frills, just simple, effective, and recognizable. The Mona Lisa isn’t the world’s most valuable painting because it has a plethora of ideas, expressions, and interpretations to it, it is the most valuable painting because their is beauty in its unforced simplicity.

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Our Prodigal Prince Paul Pogba

It Will Be Historical

You know what it is. #21. ‘Nuff said.

The Kit is a Blast from the Past

This is by far the strongest point of the three. Yea I know only two isn’t very convincing, but I’m trying to turn water into wine here. Give me a break. But I digress, I will put two pictures one after the other, and don’t tell me you aren’t sold on the ethereal vision and nostalgic antiquity.

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Sir Marcus.
Sir Bobby Charlton diagnosed with dementia
Sir Bobby.

Did that hit you in the feels? That was the ace up my sleeve. I went all-in and showed my hand. If that didn’t get you in the feels, you are soul-less. The kit resemblance is there, and you cant tell me otherwise. If I haven’t convinced you the TeamViewer can be a timeless kit, then I’m not sure else I can do. I’m putting all my chips in on this season, just like last season, and you should too.

GGMU

JR

P.S. This blog excludes the Alternates. P-U. that shit stink

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A glimpse inside the mind of an over-reactionary, over-invested, and highly-sarcastic American Red Devil. P.S. I'm not here to argue.

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