Manchester United News
All I See is RED
What a fucking day for Manchester United. I woke up like any other Saturday during the season; immensely hungover and scrambling to turn on NBCsports in time. What I turned on could not have been […]
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Manchester United News
Transfer Season: Do Manchester United Need to Replace Pogba?
There are few times I have willingly admitted defeat. One time my adult league basketball team was down 40 points. The second time was last weekend when I drunkenly made a bet that I could […]
Manchester United Transfer News
RAPHAEL VARANE, HERE WE GO!!!
This is my second blog of similar content in the same month, and I for one am fucking PUMPED. The one true source has come through again. Our Italian Futbol Prophet has announced it. Raphael […]
Manchester United News
Title or Bust for Manchester United?
Ok, that is a little too clickbait-y, but there is some truth behind the title. While I don’t always believe my own words and often just make stuff up, I really think United can win […]
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The TeamViewer Kit Isn’t THAT Bad
Ok ok ok, enough of the shaming, just hear me out for a minute. I’m not here to make enemies, but often is the case I just happen to have a completely opposite and totally […]
Manchester United Transfer News
JADON SANCHO!! “Here We Go”
I can’t believe my eyes. I simply never thought this day would never come. Sure, it may be a year late, but who the fuck cares? I live in the present, and right now the […]
Manchester United News
The 5 Stages of Grief as a Manchester United Fan
“When everyone else zigs, you zag” -Confucius – JR. The summer transfer window holds limitless possibilities and endless scenarios for every team. It is the one time where clubs can flex their commercial might and […]
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In Memoriam of the Puppet Ed Woodward
You MUPPET! I can’t believe took the long to get your greedy hands out of this club. I am dancing on graves as today calls for a celebration of the highest order. Ed Woodward has […]
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The History of Why You Should Despise the Glazers – Part 3
Glazers Out – Part 3 Welcome back, friends and fellow Glazer haters alike. Excuse my hiatus, but I was coming up with a new direction to steer this series. In the last edition, we learned […]
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The History of Why You Should Despise the Glazers – Part 2
Glazers Out – Part 2 Sup fools. Welcome back to another installation of “I really fucking despise the Glazers!” Last time, we learned about how insanely stupid it is to buy the GREATEST Football Club […]